Haha, agreed. Maybe we should adopt that kind of marketing strategy...
Might n' Magic: Heroes III - The Succession Wars HD Limited Collector's Edition!!!
Visit the world of Enroth where elves and dwarves are in the same faction and black dragons don't look like purple butterflies
You will be shocked to experience the epic story of the Succession Wars complete campaign told by epic 3D static models! Experience a complex and deep skill system where you actually have to choose between two random( ! ) skills! Totally unpredictable and unbalanced! Test your skills against the professional expert AI who might actually beat you. Have a hard time guessing if undead creatures are in the same faction thanks to the missing toxic green color-drowning.
Pre-order now to get access to the pre-alpha-beta version of the game (accessible via U(don't)play) in which you can play the Knight faction and even buy peasants (The rest of the game is a complete none-working mess that you can fix for us by paying to play the pre-alpha-beta).
In the collector's edition you get:
The full complete cut-up game
Map editor to make some maps to play (because we didn't)
6 original H2 factions with lineup and bonus 7th creature
One bonus scenario pack - The Wizard Lands - follow Solmyr on his epic quest
Roland figuring made by children in far east factory
Discover also the new DLC's - Shades of the Sexy Witch and Trail by Dervish:Shades of the Sexy Witch:
A whole new original faction of beasts and a big toad!
New hero - the Witch
New mount - horse with wet hoovesTrail by Dervish:
A whole new original faction of hot creatures!
New hero - the Dervish
New mount - horse with dry hooves
Also buy the Town Screen DLC
to get actual working town screens in HD (800*382 pixels)!
Buy NOW! 49,99 eur (+ Shades of the Sexy Witch DLC 14,99 eur + Trail by Dervish 39,99 eur + Town Screen DLC 99,99 eur)
Release date: 2015 +/- 2 years
Take part in the shaping of the game on the Forums of Enorth council where you can vote on gameplay features and faction lineups! (We might listen)